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#1: Hip-Hop
Hip-Hop is the music of choice for all white people who act black. Mostly because black people, after inventing it, made it seem cool by objectifying women and glorifying violence. Which has been a favorite hobby for white people throughout history.
It is also important to note, that white people who act black like being in Hip-Hop groups because they typically consist of 1-3 people, thus ensuring ample opportunity to draw attention to the gold jewelry they bought with their parents’ Visa card.
A Hip-Hop group consists of a rapper (or MC, as it’s referred to in some circles) speaking in rhymes (sometimes improvisational) at varying levels of volume, while a DJ (Disc Jockey), formulates the music behind the MC.
Even though white people who act black don’t make Hip-Hop, they like it so much that they buy all the music and clothes that go with it. Unfortunately white people, even if they act black, do not possess the internal rhythm to dance, rap, or make synchronized beats like black people.
There have been several failed attempts of white people people who act black to make Hip-Hop, including Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, and Insane Clown Posse.
It is also worth noting that white people who act black like emulating their favorite Hip-Hop stars (like Jay-Z, 50 Cent, and Tupac Shakur) by purchasing products they endorse, such as Rolex watches, Crystal liqueur, and Vitamin Water.
(Notable aspects of Hip-Hop that white people who act black like: BET, Death Row Records, Snoop Dogg)
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